people just don’t like Texas
Texans don’t like Texas man
we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent
WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.
WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
HAVE YOU ACTUALLY BEEN TO NEW YORK
"California is fuckin great." Lay off the hop, honey.
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
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I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you
same rich, same.
this is still my favorite tweet ever
BRIAN BOYLE SPEAKING THE TRUTH
The fact Chris Kreider retweeted it